Drama with the Baby MamaAs soon as one situation is taken care of, another one out of the blue pops up. Well, this time I'm ready for anything and nothing surprise me at school anymore. If you need some to blame, I'm the it girl this month, so bring it on!
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A Story by My Little BrotherDonald Trump’s Trip to the ZooA Story by My Little Brother
Donald Trump was walking through New York and saw a zoo. He went over to the booth and got a ticket.
“Sorry sir, the zoo is closed today.”
Donald looked at the man in the booth for a couple seconds. “Do you know who I am?” Trump looked at the man for a while.
“Oh, you’re Donald Trump!” the man said.
“Now let me in that Zoo or I’m going to fire you,” Trump said.
“But you can’t fire me!”
“You’re fired.” &nbs
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